#725
Ok, that was fun!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Lita: So, who's up for some nachos?
EM: All right! Lita makes the best nachos!
Rimmer: Mike, are you being sarcastic?
EM: You know, it's strange, but I'm really not sure.
Lita: Well, nachos and Buffy reruns at my place. Anybody who wants to, feel free to drop by.
PM: So are you still trying to get back at me, or are you not, or...?
Lita: Oh, don't be so paranoid! I promise not to poison the nachos. The sodas on the other hand... *wink*
gramps: Oh, you!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lita
what, did you expect me to keep harassing PM *forever*?
revenge is hard work!
#726
So that's it?
Date: 10/01/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
We're done tormenting PM? I still had more tricks up my various sleeves (That means Alternate Universe Rimmer and myself). <Flicks PM's ear>
So what will we all do now? We could pick on Mickey I guess but he picks on himself too so I think I'd end up feeling sorry for him. <flicks Mickey's ear.>
We could watch Buffy but that's not very MST related. (Tonight is going to be fun!!!! Oh wait, Lita can't watch Angel tonight or Buffy tomorrow. Well, it will be fun teasing her mercilessly about that.) <flicks Lita's ear but tongues Evil Mike's ear while Lita isn't looking>
Since it appears we might be calling it quits in our revenge against PM or just taking a break I guess that Jessica and Aunt BatCavia are turning back into people.
Someone better think of something to do or I'll have to cause mischief myself and that will mean I'll have no one to blame but myself and I need someone to blame.
A_Judas_Rimmer
Stealer of Taglines
Stealer of Glances
Stealer of Lita's coveted trophy
Stealer of Evil Mike for recreational purposes
Streaker of this post
Sartorial!
#727
Rimmer! There you are!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: Carmelita9000
You hadn't replied for a few days, I was beginning to think you were losing interest in this revenge thing yourself. If you're still game, so am I, but I do think we should at least take a tiny little nacho break. You know, in the interest of showing support for world peace, unity, love between all our brothers and sisters, and all that good stuff. And also because I'm hungry.
If you don't want to watch Buffy, we can watch Samson vs. the Vampire Women. And just because I can't see Buffy and Angel at their normal scheduled times, doesn't mean I'm a less worthwhile human being than you are. *sniff* You don't have to be so mean to me!
And get your tongue out of Evil Mike's ear! <Lita pulls Rimmi off of Evil Mike, then hits Evil Mike on the shoulder.> Evil Mike, quit using your studly manliness to take advantage of Rimmi's inferior ability to restrain herself!
Lita
is wondering when Rimmer is planning
to put her clothes back on.
Evil Mike is *my* man-whore!
#728
Lita, you so silly!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Just 'cause I haven't posted since Friday you give up? What kind of Evil bitch are you?
I have been here reading every post I just haven't written any new ones yet. I have stuff planned but I was just watching to see where all the stories were headed before I launched a new attack.
And why aren't I wearing any clothes? I thought I was fully clothed. When did I become nekkid? Lita, you have some 'spaining to do!
#729
Rimmer, you're the one who said...
Date: 10/01/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...you were streaking this post. Now, maybe where you come from people go streaking in ballgowns and big powdered wigs, how the hell do I know? But where I come from, the streaking is done nude, or at least mostly nude. I can't take responsibility for it, if in some big exhibitionist frenzy, you feel the need to remove your clothing and run around, but I would advise you to put your clothes back on. I think I saw Toblerone in that talk-show audience.
Evil Mike, stop staring! It's not polite!
<Lita looks at her toes and pouts> And I didn't give up, I just... offered to take an extended lunch break.
Lita
knows how to keep her clothes on thankyouverymuch
#730
LOL, Oh yeah!!!!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
That's right. I forgot. <Puts clothes back on.>
I'm watching Buffy now. TEE HEE HEE!!! This one has that stupid Cleopatra chick from Cleopatra2525 in it. Buffy just knocked her out!!! YAY!!!
Okay, lunchbreak then more hideous evil revenge on PM.
#731
No! Don't tell me!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Don't tell me what's happening on Buffy!
<Lita covers her ears with her hands.>
Rimmer: Lita? You're reading this. Covering your ears won't do anything.
Lita: Oh yeah! Thanks!
<Lita covers her eyes, and Rimmer takes that opportunity to slip Evil Mike her tongue. Mickey taps Lita on the shoulder.>
Mickey: Lita, didn't you all say that the Buffy premier was tomorrow night?
Lita: Yeah, it is. It's on October second, I've got it super-duper marked of on my calendar with gold stars and everything, and heeeyyyy... Rimmer, you just got me all worked up for nothing! That's not very nice!
Rimmer: Ha ha ha!!!
The easily led
Carmelita9000
Just watched the Buffy episode where
Xander turned into a hyena.
They ate that cute piglet!
It was creepy!
#732
BOO!
Date: 10/01/2001
From: Frank_Sinatras_Ghost
It's getting close to Halloween time!! Whoohoo, I love the fall! I've come to haunt you, and to bring you Wilbur Buds! Enjoy, please! //thumb
wurwolf
Bonhead #3
fs!!
#733
people think im all scary...
Date: 10/01/2001
From: thedeadoutkast
They get wild with their accusations...
make a few jokes, laugh at my expense...
only cause i made a few bad posts...
well...the truth is...
im... just The dead Outkast...
im not some freak who wants to stalk or hurt you...
Im jsut a person like you. a little bizarre, i give... even if i did make a few sick jokes... but there is not one day that i wish i hadnt frightened anyone. The truth is...
Lita... when you said that your scared of me... that hurt. It hurt a lot. you know, i may have made a few sick posts, but i still have feelings. To be honest, your the last person i want to frighten. You know, you were one of the first people who replied to my first post and i still appreciate that.
As for you Rimmer, you sound like an intelligent person. I think in another situation, we could have been friends. And as for the Bboard war thing, that was a mistake. and i wont give you any excuses about that, it was immature. And you hating me is really hard to swallow. I feel like ive hurt you most of all.
And Mickey... i really got nothing to say to you. You're the only one who's still acknowledges me as a memeber. you seem to tolarate me and that's something no one has done for a long time.
I hope we can all just forget the past. Even the mistakes that i have made.
Some of you may have read about Nick H, the kid who made my life hell last year. I still havent forgave him or his friends. Our hatred caused the unravelment of many of my friendships.
I hope that history dosent repeat itself.
#734
That's the episode I meant, Lita Pita.
Date: 10/02/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
One of the girls in the hyena pack was the chick that played Cleopatra in Cleopatra2525. She was the one that followed Xander around while he was looking for Willow and Buffy hit her with a fire extinguisher.
This is also the episode where the principal gets eaten which mean that they have to get Principal Schneider aka Quark from Deep Space Nine. YAY!!! He was cool! Too bad he gets eaten later on too.
So when is our nacho break over? We have revenge to get revenging on with..... you know what I mean.
A_Judas_Rimmer
PS: Oh I always forget to be MST related. Okay, doesn't the guy who tries to break into the movie vault in Hobgoblins look a little like Angel? I always thought so.
PPS: Buffy is on tonight!!!! Yeah!!!
PPPS: Let me know when you see last nights Angel. I have theories to discuss with you about Darla's baby.
#735
My Darla's baby theory (no spoilers)
Date: 10/02/2001
From: PharaohMobius
Well, not any important ones, anyway.
You know how she talked to that South American shaman guy, and he freaked out? I think that her baby is a yamaglonche (sp?)! No wonder the old guy was panicking: he was worried about a lil' Yuri running around killing people and changing his hair every five minutes!
Think about it!
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Now that I think about it, it *is* scary!
Yamaglonche!
#736
YOU WATCH ANGEL TOO!!!!
Date: 10/02/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Oh my God!!!! That's great! Now the three of us can trade Angel/Buffy stories!
!!!!!11111!!!!!
I'm so happy!!!!!!!111!!!
#737
Pharaoh, can I have your e-mail address?
Date: 10/02/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I'm not sure if you give it out but I hope you do. If not I'm sure we can figure something out....
#738
Yep, I watch it.
Date: 10/02/2001
From: PharaohMobius
I started taping "Buffy" for my wife a few years ago, and when "Angel" started I taped it, too. We can't see Buffy anymore, because the right Rev. Larry Rice (who owns the St. Louis UPN affiliate) has decided not to show it in this area. It'd be different if we had satellite TV, but sadly we don't. Actually, I was progressively more disapointed with Buffy since they left high school; its off-kilter sense of humor sort of devolved into a kind of self-conscious goofiness (and not in a good way) in my opinion. If it weren't for Spike and Anya I don't know how long I could stand to watch it, to tell you the truth. Angel's disappointed me a few times, too, but at least it's been more consistent.
Feel free to e-mail me anytime you want. =)
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
hopes they don't screw the "Fred" character up
Sarcophagus!
#739
I think I still liked Buffy...
Date: 10/02/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
even when she went to college. And I LOVE Spike and Anya is very funny.
I'm not sure about Angel though. With Lindsey gone I'm worried. I loved Lindsey!!!!111!!! He was the coolest. Now I like Lorne. He even cooler!!111!!!
That sucks that you can't watch UPN. There are spoilers on the internet about it already if you're still interested in it.
I e-mailed you. I hope you got it. Let me know if you don't and please don't speak about the content of the e-mail here. Thanks!
A_Judas_Rimmer
Sartorial!
#740
{Testing}
Date: 10/02/2001
From: KARN_EVIL9
KARN_EVIL9 AKA BAND_OF_GYPSYS
#741
The end of MST3k...
Date: 10/02/2001
From: The_Gramp_Reaper
Hey, what are your thoughts about trying to get Sci-Fi to do a marathon before "the end" in January? I still have hope, even though I'm too busy to write a letter. And how would you prefer it to be run? (vote on what episodes or not, the number of episodes shown, etc.) Maybe if someone could email them our suggestions, something would be done. You never know!
And BTW, sorry you guys. I'm Buffy and Angel illiterate, and have no means of comprehending any of what you have said :o)
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
Protector of houses running risks of being rolled during Homecoming!
8:38 P.M. CST!
#742
How can a vampire have a baby?
Date: 10/02/2001
From: Carmelita9000
I don't see how that could possibly ever happen. I haven't seen last night's Angel yet, though, so if somebody weaseled their way out of the whole logic thing, I don't know about it yet. I probably won't be able to see Angel until tomorrow afternoon at the very earliest. Not to mention Buffy, which might take longer since that's a whole two hours I'll need to schedule in.
The thing is, vampires don't age, right? So what happens with a vampire baby? Does it just stay a baby forever? I don't even see how it could develop inside her. Seems to me Darla would just stay in the early stages of pregnancy forever. But obviously that's not how it works. Maybe the baby will be human, and it will grow up and stuff, and Darla can just bite him when he gets to an age she likes. But like I said, I haven't seen last nights episode. If something in there proved me wrong, don't tell me. I don't want to know. Just let the episode call me an idiot on its own. I'll tell you when I see it. :)
I was sad when Lindsey left, but keep in mind he didn't die. He might come back! There's still hope! (Heck, there'd still be hope even if he did die. This is a vampire show, for crying out loud.)
Fred is a really interesting character. But I hope Angel doesn't do something stupid and fall in love with her. That could really mess things up.
And The Host is just great. He's a good character to have around. Kinda reminds me of The Joker though.
Lita
needs to think up a Halloween handle that doesn't suck
#743
Well, first you take a mommy vampire
Date: 10/02/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
and a daddy vampire who love each other very much, and then after...
What? Oh sorry about that. I've never seen Angel, and my Buffy knowledge pretty much consists of 3rd season only (although I am watching the FX reruns). I started watching it just because there was nothing else on that night and was immediatly hooked. I saw pretty much the entire third season, and then my evil sattelite provider took our WB away (I wonder if Lita and I have the same deal), and I also don't have a UPN (Fun fact to make this MST3K related: If I could get a UPN with an antannae, it would be 38 out of Boston, the same channel that ran the MST3K hour on Saturdays at 3 in the morning).
Mickey T. Gardener
3rd Place Wacky Racer
Time/Space Expert
Knows who Angel i...Wait, now who's THAT guy???
#744
I had thought the same thing, Lita.
Date: 10/03/2001
From: PharaohMonstrous
And not to disappoint you, but I saw most of Monday's ep and I still didn't understand how it was supposed to work. Maybe they're going to reveal that later; I don't know.
But really, if you think about it, vampires sexually reproducing with anyone (human, vampire, or otherwise) is really, really DUMB!!! I mean, if they can make more vampires that way, then what's the point of the whole "slow kill by bite on the neck (possibly followed by the victim drinking a bit of the vamp's blood, depending on which vampire mythos you follow)" thing?!? Granted, you have to wait until junior has grown up before he makes a good ally/henchman. But on the other hand, you can raise your progeny to be more-or-less loyal to you, eliminating the whole "unwilling vampire" milleu.
And as you said, that all assumes that a vampire child (or embryo, for that matter) would be able to age at all. I prefer to think that they don't, because it makes child vampires more creepy and pitiable (of course, I don't buy that vamps can father/mother children, so any vampire children would be frozen at the age they were converted). One of the best monsters out of the horror realm in the Torg RPG were vampire babies (wait, it's not nearly as dumb as it sounds at first blush). These were babies who had not been born yet when their mothers were vampirized, which resulted in tiny, bitter, rage-filled vampires who preyed on women's maternal instincts. In the one campaign we ran, the main horror of one adventure was one of these little beasties who had taken a woman as its ghoul, and the two made their way (unsuspected) through respectable Victorian society. At one point, the group was actually protecting "mother and child" from the monster they *knew* was somewhere "out there". That is, until the horror hunter successfully tried True Sight on them... and failed his perseverence check. >=)
Oh well, enough reminiscing about an RPG on the MST board.
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Sarcophagus!
#745
My marathon idea
Date: 10/03/2001
From: h_wood
I'd like it if they played as many episodes as they still have the rights to (depending on who you ask this is anywhere from all of them to about 2/3rds). I'd also prefer they be shown in episode order, so as to preserve some of the running themes Sci-Fi was so hot on. As for the times, 24 hrs a day (for as long as it takes to show them all) until the rights expire would be nice.
h_wood
El Hombre del Theatrico Mysterioso
"You are one sick mamma-jamma."
Eye Creatures
#746
Isn't Mulder the father of the baby? n/t
Date: 10/03/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
fw!!
#747
AAARGH!!!!1!1!!!
Date: 10/03/2001
From: Carmelita9000
Well, that just figures! I found out today that the timer on my friends VCR just broke. She found out when it failed to record both this week's Angel *and* any more than 40 minutes of the Buffy premier! I'm so upset! Blah!
<Lita kicks a nearby wall, which really hurts since she's not wearing shoes.>
All right! Enough of this Nacho Break! I want vengeance! And since there's no tangible entity to take my vengeance on, it may as well be Pharaoh Mobius, since he's the guy we've been after lately anyway! Rimmer, you said you had a new plan?
On a happier note, I found out recently that somebody made a 2002 U2 calendar. If I could only get my hands on that, I just know it would allow me to RULE THE WORLD!!! Or at the very least, it'd help me have a really good year.
<Suddenly, Lita remembers which bboard she's posting on.>
Oh! And ...uh... hey... Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a really good show, don't you think?
Lita
is keeping her eyes peeled
whenever she passes a calendar rack.
Why would anybody want to rule the world?
It seems like a lot of work.
#748
Lita, go check your e-mail! nt
Date: 10/03/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
eyh
#749
Ummmm... yeah... it is lame.
Date: 10/03/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I found this joke on a page dedicated to lame Buffy jokes:
(http://brponline.tripod.com/Jokesy.htm)
Okay, so like, Buffy died and went to heaven. At heaven, God greeted her and it was beautiful. The streets were all in gold and the sky was nicely blue and yeah. So like... Buffy was all excited and said, "Ooooh! Where do I live??" and God lead her far, far down the road, through the woods, over a lake of crystal clear water, on the other side of a grand misty mountain.. and then he points to a shack with the words "Buffy Lives Here" spray-painted on the side in green. Buffy, a little confused, accepts the home, if not a little disappointedly. From her house, she could see a big, beautiful mansion with green and gold banners hanging in every corner, stained glass cheese heads for windows, and a huge statue of Vince Lombardi in the front lawn. So one day, Buffy goes to God and asks, "God, why does Vince Lombardi have a beautiful mansion and I only a shack?" And God replied, "That's my house."
Hey, wait... that's a football joke, isn't it... GO PACKERS!
#750
No new e-mail in my box, Rimmi.
Date: 10/03/2001
From: Carmelita9000
But the joke was funny. I'll have to tell it to my mom. She's a Buffy fan, and she *LOVES* the Packers. I'm really worried that her obsession is unhealthy. She spends more money on Packer stuff than I really think is wise. But whenever she starts watching some Packer game from '92 (yet again), I try not to say anything. I just nod my head and smile, as I listen to my U2 cds.
Lita
#751
Let's tell lame MST3K jokes!!!
Date: 10/04/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I'll go first: (disclaimer, I stole these jokes from rinkworks.com and adapted them.)
What happened when the Boggy Creek creature ran in front of a bus?
He got tired.
What happened when the Boggy Creek creature ran behind a bus?
He got exhausted.
Did you hear about the time Mike Nelson that threw away a duck?
He got down in the dumps.
Did you hear about the time Servo fell into the upholstery machine?
He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered.
What did Nastinka say about the old mushroom man?
He's a real fun-guy.
Two vultures and Crow boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looked at them and said, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion per passenger is allowed."
Did you hear that Gizmonics recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit?
They called it the herd shot 'round the world.
What do a telephone and Prof. Bobo have in common?
They both have collar ID.
Everyone, bring you bad MST jokes on over!
(We'll return to claiming revenge on Phaappafairlyhairy later.)
#752
Joke Time!
Date: 10/04/2001
From: PharaohMobius
What's black and white and red all over?
-Servo in a nun costume.
How many Servos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Ten. Five to sing a naughty song in 5-part harmony, four to explode for no good reason, and one to go get Mike to do it, since his little slinky arms are useless.
What has four wheels and flies?
-Ortega on a skateboard!
How many Crows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Three. One to fall off the ladder, one to fall in love with some unappealing B-movie actress, and one to go get Mike to do it, since his arms are useless.
What time is it when Bobo sits on your fence?
-Time to wash the fence!
How many Gypsys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Gypsy's not that kind of girl, you pervert!
Fun!
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
[Servo] ...and then he said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" [Laughs.]
[Gypsy is silent for moment.] I don't get it. [She walks off.]
Sarcophagus!
#753
Rick is working at MSTBlanca when he
Date: 10/04/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
hears a piano being played at the end of the bar. The sound was more beautiful than he'd ever heard so he goes to investigate. Sitting on the counter is a little man playing a little piano! Behind him sits Prof. Bobo looking quite forlorn.
"What's this?" Rick asks.
Bobo sighs. "Well on my way here I met this genie and she only gave me one wish."
"And you wished for this?"
"No. The genie was hard of hearing. Do you really think I'd ask for a twelve inch pianist?"
Rick starts to snicker, very knowingly. Bobo starts to snicker and he blushes. Rick says, "Oh I get it. You asked for a twelve inch-"
"Pencil. Oh know it's silly but I've always wanted one!"
#754
I could tell the one about...
Date: 10/04/2001
From: PharaohMobius
Puma Man flying around, feeling a bit randy, and seeing Michelle (from ep 1002) laying on the ground wearing nothing but her gold boots decides to have his way with her... but I'm sure you've all heard it the other way (with Superman and Wonder Woman) about a million times. So I'll spare you all the lurid and stupid details.
TmPM
[Sam Casey] Damned if I know, but my butt sure hurts all of a sudden!
Sarcophagus!
#755
o/` I can't stand this indecision o/`
Date: 10/04/2001
From: PharaohMobius
o/` Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it.
One headline, why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world.
All for freedom and for pleasure,
nothing ever lasts forever,
Everybody wants to rule the world. o/`
I hope that answers your question, Lita.
Oh, and to keep this MST3K related, I remember that Crow wanted to decide who lives and who dies for his Christmas present. It seems to me that that would be as much trouble as ruling the world.
But that doesn't stop me from trying to rule the world anyway. Hey, I'm a Pulp Villain, I'm contractualy obliged to try!
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#756
What did the devilfish say...
Date: 10/04/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
when he was swimming along and suddenly ran into a concrete wall?
Dam!
#757
Why did Torgo eat his camera???
Date: 10/04/2001
From: h_wood
Because he was hungry!
What did the Truck Farmer say when he lost his truck???
Where the hell's my truck!
There- that was the extent of my 4th grade joke telling ability skewered MST3K style. B^)
h_wood
"PlEase SiR, i'M JuSt aS GOd MadE mE."
Manos: the Hands of Fate
#758
Lita, check your e-mail again. nt
Date: 10/04/2001
From: Rimferatu
MST3K
#759
Ooh! Got it this time! n/t
Date: 10/04/2001
From: Carmelita9000
It's fun when technology works!
Lita
#760
Crow walks into a bar...
Date: 10/04/2001
From: Mick_or_Treat
bartender asks why the long face?
(Sorry, I had to get back in the post somehow)
Ortega, get off that damn skateboard!!!
Mickey T. Gardener
3rd Place Wacky Racer
Big Fraidy Cat
Thank you, good night.
#761
TV's Frank walks into a bar...
Date: 10/05/2001
From: PharaohMobius
... and says, "OW!!! Who the hell put this bar here?!?"
Hot-cha-cha-cha!
TmPM
Sarcophagus!
#762
Joe Don Baker steps onto a talking scale
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Mick_or_Treat
the scale says, "One at a time please"
Mickey T. Gardener
3rd Place Wacky Racer
Big Fraidy Cat
On a collision course with wackiness
#763
What do you get....
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Rimferatu
when you cross Madame Estrella ("...Mixed-up Zombies") with Hugo the Devil Doll?
A mole-covered dummy who can get his own feeeelthy ham!
(If you're about to call that joke lame I beat you to it!)
#764
TV's Frank sees Dr. F walking along...
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...and he goes and asks him, "Hey, Dr. Forrester, what have you been up to?"
Dr. F, somewhat annoyed replies, "Well look here, Frank, I've got my bucket of fish, and my tackle-box, and my fishing pole, what do you think I've been doing? I've been fishing, you idiot!"
Frank thinks about this for a minute, then says, "Ok, Doctor. Tell you what. If I can guess how many fish you caught, can I have one?"
"Frank, if you can guess how many fish I caught, you can have both of them."
TV's Frank is really excited now. "Gee, Dr. F," he says, "I guess three!"
Dr. Forrester shakes his head and laughs, "Sorry Frank. You were only off by two."
Ba-dum-bum CHING!
Lita
knows a good Sven and Ollie joke when she hears one
#765
Mrs. Hargrove and 3 cigarettes on a
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Mick_or_Treat
rowboat, but there's no matches. How does she smoke?
She throws one of the cigarettes overboard and makes the boat a cigarette lighter.
Mickey T. Gardener
3rd Place Wacky Racer
Big Fraidy Cat
Appearing tonight at Giggly Gary's House of a Thousand Guffaws.
#766
What do you call.....
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Rimferatu
a Screaming Skull in a closet?
The 1995 Hide & Seek Champion!
Jack the Rimmer
(Have you heard of the new Barbie doll? Her name is "Divorce Barbie" and she comes with all of Ken's stuff.)
#767
Someone cut off Ortega's nose!!!
Date: 10/05/2001
From: Mick_or_Treat
How does he smell?
Terrible.
Mickey T. Gardener
3rd Place Wacky Racer
Big Fraidy Cat
Drive safely
#768
What is Bobo when he picks flowers?
Date: 10/06/2001
From: The_Gramp_Reaper
A chimpanzee! Get it! Pansie! Hahahahahaha! Wait, I have another one!
What do you call Catwoman, Batwoman's arch nemesis, when she cuts down trees?
A catalog! Get it! Cat and log! Hahahahahaha... <gets a flaming hand and a rotten squash thrown at him>
Ouchie! Burnie! Squashie...
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
4:59 P.M. CST!
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